Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend when You're Bored

What can be more entertaining than random conversation with your boyfriend about the most random things when you are utterly bored. It doesn't always have to be about spending quality romantic time with each other.

Break the monotony and get to know him better by asking him absolutely juvenile questions. And even if you don't want to read between the lines, a good laugh and mindless discussions are absolutely worth it. Such questions aren't really tough to come up with, as long as you are careful not to offend him or sound too sneaky.

• Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
• At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
• What is Satan's last name?

• If you are driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
• If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
• If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you are the main witness, what if you say "no"

• How does a real estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
• Do they bury people with their braces on?
• How far east can you go before you're heading west?
• Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

• If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
• Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
• If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
• Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?

• Why is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it?
• If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?
• Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase'?

• If there were a thousand seagulls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
• If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• What is another word for 'thesaurus'?

It's good to ask nonsensical questions from time to time, because that's what you need to do, to get your senses out of boredom. Hope you've had fun reading these questions and have a lot of fun asking them!